The Art of Being

UFhOy

Due to some clear resemblance between the shape of the Bagel and a flying saucer, some contemporary neo post Jungian gastro scholars are of the opinion that the origin of the Jews is actually in outer space. Planet Bagel The Bagel, so they say, stands as a Jewish collective nostalgic-gastro-symbol for a victorious hyper galactic past.

Needless to mention that the ADL (Anti Deformation League) , the Israeli Government, The Wiesenthal institute as well as JAZZ (Jews Anti Zionist Zealots) collectively dismiss those outrageous ideas as a new phase of UFO anti Semitism.

Glossary
Goy	A person who fails to be a Jew.
Shikze	A person who fails to be a Jew but happens to be a woman.
Kosher	Jewish diet. A set of restrictions concerning nutrition, a radical means to guarantee zero assimilation.
Hoy	A common Jewish groan. Suitable to almost any event and a lingual utterance.
Hoy Vey	Very much like Hoy but kept for radically dramatic and tragic events such as overcooking the Sabbath's tshulent.
Tshulent	A traditional Jewish dish made of leftovers, cooked for very many hours till the different ingredients lose their shape and nutritional value. Surprisingly tasty.
Gefilte Fish	Jewish fish cake. Made of minced fish mixed with bread and other oldie mouldy leftovers. Proportion of ten to one in favour of the oldie mouldy and the leftovers. Surprisingly tasty
Jewish Queen	An ordinary Jewish woman (every Jewish woman is a Queen).
Lokshen	Noodles as well as utter lies. e.g. don't sell me noodles-don't feed me with lies or rather just cut the bollox.
Mikve	Very much like a Turkish Bath but made especially for the chosen people.
Chving	Very much like swing but just slightly groovier.
Klezmer	Gypsy music played badly to a degree of a genuine art form. Artie expertise.
Anti-Semitic	Someone who happens to disagree with Artie.